Ok so many people would wonder what to do should their husband leave on a business trip and their teenager leave for camp,leaving you at home with 10 and 11 year old boys? Rest assured there are plenty of activities to take in with your sons and invest some great mommy time with them while teaching them great skill and values.
Firstly I believe in creativity. So you need to get them slime. It is a favorite with boys. It's the best, it makes fart noises, sticks to fresh painted walls, the ceiling and best of all your brothers face.
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Next I recommend cooking cheese pizza fresh from the box you buy at Sam's because store bought is always better than home made when you are a kid. Wash down the pizza with non-alcoholic pina coladas because we never EVER get to do that PERIOD. Plus there is pineapple in it and fruit is important for good health. And just when you think it cannot possibly get better....Set them up in your bedroom to watch a creepy movie called "Frozen". This will make you second guess your judgement as a parent and make you so tense you will all need a chiropractor (more bonding). Great times. |
Then let them stuff them selves silly with more nutritious food like Mc Donald's because the pizza and pina coladas may have not been healthy enough. Then you can feel real good about your self at the end of the day.
And lastly to soothe that whole "everything is boring without dad bit" it is time for a little culture. Go to the nearest gamestop and trade in unplayed video cames to buy something educational.
I recommend Michael Jasckons new dance game. He IS the King of pop after all. Then make videos of your kids they will hate you forever for while teaching them to appreciate the arts all at the same time.
Need more tips? Just email me (ha ha ha)
